Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Randomize
