Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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