I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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