it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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