Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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