Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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