Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Found your dick twin last night
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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