That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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