I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
party gras won. party gras always wins.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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