Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Randomize
