Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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