Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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