I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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