u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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