god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have peed in a lot of sinks
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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