the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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