Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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