dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Actions speak louder than pants.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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