ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I can text with my tongue
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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