Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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