Sry I called you an 8
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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