Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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