Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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