I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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