You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
