I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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