im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize