1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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