she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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