P.S. I can't hear my feet
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I will be naked everywhere
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
