question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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