Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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