you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
