I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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