Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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