For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
this will be a night to untag.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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