i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize