What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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