I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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