i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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