sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My pussy is not your playground.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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