Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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