I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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