How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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