When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
we're making bets on your personal life
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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