so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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