what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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