great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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