love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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