just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
