The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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