Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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