direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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