he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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