I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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