apparently the secret to your success is patron
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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