As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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